Senpai.... W-Will... Will you f-finally penetrate my urethra with y-your... Segui desu p-penis?

A VAST EXPANSE OF LAVISH SCENERY WITH BIRDS AND BEES AND RANDY NEWMAN PLAYING THE TUBA!

Whispy Woods has had it up to here with your falling out of the sky bull shit.

Uranus split Earth with a strong wind.

Fuck you sun. If you no smile for me, I gon destroy the world faster than you can say global warmi- BOOOOOOM!!

The world is as sexy as discolored Ass Ketchup

A long time ago when cival rights were a rare commodity and dinosaurs wet to libraries more often; there was a time war with hats!

She was so beautiful and stunning the first time I saw her; if only she hadn't fallen off that precariously placed cliff.

Sometimes I lay in bed, wondering why purple hippos have taken over society.

A caterpillar hoping one day to destroy those fucking kids that trapped him in a jar. Unfortunately this will never happen; he got aids.

A place in serious need of deodorant and mcdonalds.

A dubious man is about to get the stockings stuffed out of him by a misanthropic ruffian flying a kite.