She was so beautiful and stunning the first time I saw her; if only she hadn't fallen off that precariously placed cliff.

Sometimes I lay in bed, wondering why purple hippos have taken over society.

A caterpillar hoping one day to destroy those fucking kids that trapped him in a jar. Unfortunately this will never happen; he got aids.

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A dubious man is about to get the stockings stuffed out of him by a misanthropic ruffian flying a kite.

L.L. apparently gives the most shit about everything.

A VAST EXPANSE OF LAVISH SCENERY WITH BIRDS AND BEES AND RANDY NEWMAN PLAYING THE TUBA!

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HOLY SHIT FUCK

Whispy Woods has had it up to here with your falling out of the sky bull shit.

THAT GHOST HAS MY CAKE!