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Jesus gets flashy and also makes the Red Sea into a sweet ass tornado

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I...uh...ok. Buttercup and Fluttersky high-fiving each other.

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The Human Torch is done giving a fuck.

When a mother octopus and a father mushroom are in love, they have a baby OctoMush.

Triangle-faced chuck just wants some love. That's all. Just some love. He's just a human like you or me.

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Oh my god, Dr. Pedofile has finally created his roofie lollipop

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