FEELS LIKE IM WEARIN, NOTHIN AT ALL\

A pink blob seduces a fat seal wearing clown make-up

My scarf quit today. He just walked away with barely even a word.

A man has partaken enough narcotics for the night and politely refuses another round of illicit drugs.

"I touch myself at night because I never have the courage to take risks in life."

Richard Op comes out of the closet

A woman with inflatable arms wears a black belt too large to accompany her small waist

Obi-wan Kenobi stands in a grove of trees, alone, prepared for a battle that shall never come to pass

Stupid people don't know how to use a dictionary

An orange is angry with the paradox of methodical pronouns and really bad handwriting

EA's stock prices

Kangaroo offers to have sex with your girlfriend for free