"I touch myself at night because I never have the courage to take risks in life."

Richard Op comes out of the closet

A woman with inflatable arms wears a black belt too large to accompany her small waist

FEELS LIKE IM WEARIN, NOTHIN AT ALL\

Obi-wan Kenobi stands in a grove of trees, alone, prepared for a battle that shall never come to pass

Stupid people don't know how to use a dictionary

An orange is angry with the paradox of methodical pronouns and really bad handwriting

EA's stock prices

Kangaroo offers to have sex with your girlfriend for free

Some kid without hands watching a movie for the first time

Hold up bro, you got something in your eye

A Home Depot representative is confused.