Doodle or Die

A very feminine question mark, with curves in all the right places.

Doodle or Die

Lame, featureless people standing in line to a lame amusement park, Lame Land, located in Greysville, BoringState.

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British truck driver thinks about weed, while distracted smashes a pedestrian. Gore encouraged!

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Man marries shark, but obviously he's just doing it to fit in.

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Will Smith raps poetic about how he came from humble beginnings and achieved prosperity.

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The bat touches the lettuce, is unimpressed.

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An African-American man wishes to buy shoes, but notices blood pouring out of the local shoe store.

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A disadvantaged woman in bondage gear (including ball-gag) is all tied up, also ~naked~. Be sure to make it sexy, but tasteful.

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An incredible car powered by rainbows and unicorn farts, destined to be destroyed by Big Oil thugs.

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A sad man surrounded by urine.

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A man whose hand is glued to a building feels true sorrow.

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A brilliant spider understands maths, Albert Einstein steals its secret formula.

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