The bat touches the lettuce, is unimpressed.

An African-American man wishes to buy shoes, but notices blood pouring out of the local shoe store.

A disadvantaged woman in bondage gear (including ball-gag) is all tied up, also ~naked~. Be sure to make it sexy, but tasteful.

An incredible car powered by rainbows and unicorn farts, destined to be destroyed by Big Oil thugs.

A sad man surrounded by urine.

A man whose hand is glued to a building feels true sorrow.

A brilliant spider understands maths, Albert Einstein steals its secret formula.

A man exclaims 'what' as a lemon with a face whizzes by his head.

Little Nemo causing a huge ruckus in Slumberland.

A balanced pirate breakfast fights to the death.

Master Chief skating on a rainbow, wearing daisy dukes.

Lame, featureless people standing in line to a lame amusement park, Lame Land, located in Greysville, BoringState.