One pimp onion and one pimp tree. The onion says "Sup" and the tree says "Yo, dawg"
No beer, daddy mad
A hairdresser gives a butch black man a pink octopus as a haircut
SATAN IS COMPUTA
The second coming of Jesus was surprisingly sexy
DAAAAARRRRRKKNNNEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS - Nocturne
Noooo!! All my hard earned poop!
Sleepy cigarette
A kebab.
GET ME OUT OF THE SNOW, GOD DAMMIT. HELP ME, SNOWMAN.
A man trying out for the lakers dunks a basketball through the hoop without even jumping off the ground. This amazes the ref.
A person whose hands have gotten stuck together by some of the falling rain.
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