A buttface.
Hipster
A hipster describing the latest album by Tim Hecker
Spotty scottish nerd dreams of tonights supper
An albino black man with no arms dreams of chicken while pooping himself
a derp thinking about a chicken
a man is dreaming about Jemima Puddleduck
Thinking of a affair between a meatball and a baked bean
a blanc aera
DAAAAARRRRRKKNNNEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS - Nocturne
A really well drawn moon
The moon with a little USA flag on it.
AMERIKA flavoured pizza
pizza with a flag on it
A pizza wearing 3d glasses
A slice of peperonni pizza with 3d glasses on and the peperonnis are minature
PIZZA, NOW IN 3 FUCKING D
Cheeseburger Pizza :D
A burger has a disease which makes it look like an UFO.
a flying hambuger that can slice you open in 3.14152893247893 seconds
RazorBurger Cutin dat mayon, wit dah zippotybbosasbopdabopdopdobodpobobpodp
Hamburger on a table. Also the meat in the burger is a saw blade.
i zombie sucking dick
Got an enemy who's planet you want to make uninhabitable? The new Apple do-it-yourself zombie plague kit costs only $666. Not MS compatible
Steve Jobs as a scarecrow
surprised poker face
the face of lady gaga
britney britney
conjoined blondies
Siamese twins joined awkwardly at the head.
Siamese twins having an argument about what to do, the pouty one has apparently won.
Double headed olive men spit out spaghetti.
a man with 2 olives for a head, one is barfing urine and haters gonna hate is written in red
Two green olives and a dodgy carrot, declaring that it hates you.
A carrot hating olives
Olives fleeing from an outline of an angry carrot.
evil grey object terrorising green little men
Draw the future after SOPA
A giant yellow dragon breathing fire on people running into a fire while they are on fire.
a yellow dragon is breathing fire on some scrubs
dragon spitting fire
A flying snake breathes fire
Pokemon Ralquezza Flying through the air murmering Chinese
Gobbler from 'When The Whistle Blows'
FUCK YOU, I'M A MEXICAN!
Jose was one disgruntled one armed mexican bandito
Mexican in desert with gun and cacti.
He thought he was the toughest gunslinger in all of Mexico. But soon he had to face the one who taught him all he knew: his own grandmother.
A species confused chicken and his therapist dr. duck
Chicken goes to duck therapy
draw a vagina with space coming out of it.
Space coming out of a vagina
maximum closeup of a vagina, with a small universe up its sex hole
random lines
your mother
Mrs. Tomato Spread
Mrs. Tomato
you are an apple
octopus is a butt-head
The blu spy octopus says: "ZHAT WAS UNCALLED FOR"
Octopi cannot speak, but they make one hell of a spicy seafood dish.
fire octopus
Cool bacon squid on fire
octopus electricuted
the ghost of a purple octopus
While his shark murderer leaves an entrail of evidence Octoghost mourns.
A flying octopus cries that a landshark killed it's friend.
Octopus sheds a tear on his rocket as he escapes and leaves behind his Broctopus, who was killed a blood vomiting landshark
A rocket with a limbless, sobbing purple alien inside it blasting off, leaving his octo-limbed, dead purple alien comrade behind.
A Wheelchair bound man gets microwaved.
A handicapped miniature person in a microwave.
A tiny disabled man is put to death by being shoved into a standard commercial microwave oven.
Man in wheelchair enters microwave.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!