Strawberry that married a drunk man that beats it every night comforting itself by watching the hadouken.

FOREVER ALONE - and bald

gay alligator that lost its jaw from intense shopping at the mall, that calls itself the malligator as a proof of its gayness

A man displaying his love for 3 magical floating presumeably healthy celery sticks. Sadly one of them is a regular one.

Teenage drama of KKK members

I'm sorry, how exactly are you whistling? It sounds sexy

1. Regular Truck

PORN FOR KIDS

The end of the world - no lube, but with extra rainbows. yup, we're boned.

Pink Panther magic/pedophilia

Conspiracy behind Apple and Steve Jobs

I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE OOOOOOOOOOOOH OHO OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh