gay alligator that lost its jaw from intense shopping at the mall, that calls itself the malligator as a proof of its gayness

A man displaying his love for 3 magical floating presumeably healthy celery sticks. Sadly one of them is a regular one.

Teenage drama of KKK members

Strawberry that married a drunk man that beats it every night comforting itself by watching the hadouken.

I'm sorry, how exactly are you whistling? It sounds sexy

1. Regular Truck

PORN FOR KIDS

The end of the world - no lube, but with extra rainbows. yup, we're boned.

Pink Panther magic/pedophilia

Conspiracy behind Apple and Steve Jobs

FOREVER ALONE - and bald

I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE OOOOOOOOOOOOH OHO OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

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