A man lying in a pile of poop, claiming he is more metal than Thor.

Jesus catching a man pleasuring himself while watching an old granny dance.

"NOTHING."

Doodle or Die

An extremely detailed close-up of a mouth, a piece of green lettuce stuck in between the teeth.

New Chain

"HERE THEY COME, MEN. PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR WE WILL NEED EVERYONE AT THEIR STRONGEST SO THAT WE MAY BEAT THE ZEBRAS."

Green mushroom penis.

NPH rides off into the rainbow-y sunset riding a Unicorn.

A mouthless Yoshi wonders why there is a stick up his bum.

Sanic pizza.

The Skeleton boss from Terraria is attacking the knight dressed in Obsidian armor, who is wielding an ball and chain and an obsidian sword.

Mickey Mouse is an evil mouse.

Mickey Mouse is an evil mouse.

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