you decide

Surprised foreskin

An uncircumcised nose celebrating his third birthday in nose years

3rd Happy Nose Unshaven

beards > mustaches

A man lying in a pile of poop, claiming he is more metal than Thor.

And from that poop, though great in magnitude and capacity for merciless odor, shall rise a hero.

Poop dreaming of being a super hero

A dog turd dreams of becoming a superhero, bust realizes he is only a pile of crap.