Stone age man brought into the present through time travel, ironically takes up habitual pot use and becomes a stoner. More at 11.

"THANK YOU JESUS FOR GIFTING ME THIS WONDERFUL, THOUGH CLEARLY RETARDED, BEAUTIFUL UNICORN!" He sobbed. "No problem, bro" said Jesus.

Minnie Moose. Yes, I've spelt that correctly.

"I tried" wheezed the scientist, the effects of exposure already beginning to show. The reactor was melting down. Everyone was going to die.

A truely terrible work of fiction that shouldn't honestly be read by anyone. Unless read by gilbert gottfried, then it's hilarious.

Billy fell asleep in his history lecture. It was obvious to all, and the "I'm working" sign on his back did nothing to persuade otherwise.

IT'S ALREADY OGRE

You blink your eyes, not sure of what you just saw. Did that elephant....just dissapear?

Renamon's got quite the ass it seems. Still furryshit though.

Cover art for the latest album by the hit singer "Finga" who's actually just a face drawn on a finger with a little wig on.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

A Cheese Danish with eyes and a little moustache. It leers at you, expectantly. "Eat me" it begs. You are suddenly put off your lunch.