Minnie Moose. Yes, I've spelt that correctly.

Clifford the big red dog poops out a disembodied butt, which then poops as well. I have no idea how it works either.

The zombie horde is coming! Draw what you'll protect yourself with!

"I tried" wheezed the scientist, the effects of exposure already beginning to show. The reactor was melting down. Everyone was going to die.

"THANK YOU JESUS FOR GIFTING ME THIS WONDERFUL, THOUGH CLEARLY RETARDED, BEAUTIFUL UNICORN!" He sobbed. "No problem, bro" said Jesus.

A dwarf and an Elf getting into an arguement over who hates humans more.

Turn that shit off! He said, fumbling for the off button on the weird spherical controller.

The group of skittles huddled together nervously. Soon, their packet would be picked, and they would be eaten. They were all terrified.

What do you mean, "why the long face?"

An abstract drawing of a volcano, with two people kissing as it erupts.

"Bok Bok" the chicken said cheerily, happy to see the farmer in the morning.

IT'S ALREADY OGRE