A truly sad love story about a man who can never wed the woman he loves

two clouds connected by a rainbow

a lot of boxes from a factory, no they are not red, the person doing this needs to drown on his own drool

an advertisement for the new now pen

green trash monster

a man with a yellow top hat counting his money under a half-moon.

a lonely man hanging himself with a river coming out of his house

A pink ball monster with a serious eye infection and strange hair, cat ears, and a tiny mouth is is claimed to the the worst pokeman ever.

little people playing soccer on a cigarette

New Chain

The Doodle or Die logo

New Chain

a man swimming in a sea of roughly 20 million cocks

A witty, original Skyrim joke

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