All Godzilla wants to do is sing. Why do people keep running away? Maybe he needs to refine his dance number....

Damn that is one cool shark. Look how cool that shark is. Glacier-cool man. No one's cooler than this shark right here.

Mandark has decided to forgo his experiments and become a ninja instead.

That is hair is just too luscious to handle. Tone it down a bit, Elvis.

It was a rainy night. Cold. Ashes fell from my cigarette as I stared up at the sky, gazing past the low yellow glow of the streetlamp.

"Dude why wouldn't you want this spoon?" "Shut it, Gary." "But--" "Shut UP, Gary." "Fine, fine. Whatever, your loss."

"Shit, I'm no good at swimming," Thinks the girl, "Why am I in swim team again? Oh well, maybe if I strike a pose they won't notice."

Wow, this bulldog has really huge teeth.

Your favorite character from your favorite cartoon.

Black scribbles. They're multiplying; taking over the world. Run, run while you still can!

The cow is very confused by the sudden close-up.

The most lusciously round posterior to ever exist releases an ungraceful fart.