A spork is not a real utensil
Sporks are real utensils!
A spork is a magical utensil
thats a spoon
"Dude why wouldn't you want this spoon?" "Shut it, Gary." "But--" "Shut UP, Gary." "Fine, fine. Whatever, your loss."
shut it gany
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!