This fortune cookie gave me such a horrible fortune.

S loves G.

School full of blonde girls.

A red sun in the sky signals doom for local park-goer, Joe, who is killed by a dove wearing a space helmet.

Depressed blob man just wants some friends.

Two knights jousting, one of the knights happens to get distracted by his opponent's crotch.

A young, new addition to the School for Pig Wizards, Hogwarts.

Steve shoved Larry aside at the party. He reached up to catch the bag of chips that went airborne. "THEY'RE MY ****ING CHIPS"

Joffrey's finally kissing some ass.

Pacman finally decides on becoming a sumo wrestler as his new career.

Zeus comes down from the heavens to smite the three tier cake people with his thunderbolts.

Egg is so smart he's lecturing on the pythagorean theorem. Diagrams and formulas included.