This fortune cookie gave me such a horrible fortune.

S loves G.

Depressed blob man just wants some friends.

Two knights jousting, one of the knights happens to get distracted by his opponent's crotch.

A young, new addition to the School for Pig Wizards, Hogwarts.

Steve shoved Larry aside at the party. He reached up to catch the bag of chips that went airborne. "THEY'RE MY ****ING CHIPS"

School full of blonde girls.

Joffrey's finally kissing some ass.

Pacman finally decides on becoming a sumo wrestler as his new career.

Zeus comes down from the heavens to smite the three tier cake people with his thunderbolts.

Egg is so smart he's lecturing on the pythagorean theorem. Diagrams and formulas included.

Monkey's gonna claw yo' face.