Lady dumps ice cream on hyper-active child's head and complains about irresponsible parenting

Red-eyed marbel steals yellow-eyed marbel's sunglass'd girlfriend (who also happens to be a marbel)

Someone has anger management issues (and/or an irrational hatred for candy corn)

A fat bird catches a mustachioed jewish man jerking off (with a pillow)

I actually quite like tofu

School bus followed by an obnoxious green cloud (presumably school childrens' farts)

A poorly educated cat would like a cheeseburger

A hipster elephant on a skateboard narrowly avoids hitting a bananacar

Persephone's mistake

Space pineapple has evil plans to rule the universe

A man recieves a disappointing letter

A beetle with an extra set of legs asks what's happening