A fat bird catches a mustachioed jewish man jerking off (with a pillow)

I actually quite like tofu

School bus followed by an obnoxious green cloud (presumably school childrens' farts)

A poorly educated cat would like a cheeseburger

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A hipster elephant on a skateboard narrowly avoids hitting a bananacar

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Persephone's mistake

Space pineapple has evil plans to rule the universe

A man recieves a disappointing letter

A beetle with an extra set of legs asks what's happening

Earth and Mars are laughing and calling the sun fat. The sun is very hurt by this.

A duck all dressed up in her Sunday finery

Someone apparently is discussing something with implications that are "too deep" for you to comprehend

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