In trouble? Dial 567-help. That's 567-help.

Pastel fireworks are forbidden.

I wanted orange, it gave me lemon-lime.

Some dumb fucking webcomic thing.

Nothing.

Couple of boxy idiots spoiling for a fight.

Stay-Puft marshmallow man's face has been toasted.

That's not gangrene, it's gangray.

Hearts and clubs: card suits set gettin' along.

Some sort of weird pink lizard "strorlling"

Minimalist anthropomorphic Xmas tree

Mr. Potato head appreciates your thanks.