In trouble? Dial 567-help. That's 567-help.

I wanted orange, it gave me lemon-lime.

Some dumb fucking webcomic thing.

Nothing.

Couple of boxy idiots spoiling for a fight.

Stay-Puft marshmallow man's face has been toasted.

That's not gangrene, it's gangray.

Hearts and clubs: card suits set gettin' along.

Some sort of weird pink lizard "strorlling"

Minimalist anthropomorphic Xmas tree

Mr. Potato head appreciates your thanks.

Some dumb little crybaby who wants answers from an uncaring universe.