I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a penis through the eye.

the ultimate service...a man lets a crab feed him with crap!

Two ghosts with ripped out hearts are bound to be killed by a burning telegraphmast.

resurrection of christ

Ladies, gentlemen, may I present you the next president of the United States of America!

Canada-the better part of America....

oh no! we killed god! he IS dead....is he?

2 jellycakes on plates. 7 candles lie ready for usage...

a black swan in the night, flying to the left. on the right side a halfmoon. stars in the background. the night is grey.

a shuriken-shaped ghost

mhhhh....santa likes...well we all hope that this is chocolate santa...isnt it?

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