Captain Leland Stottlemyer from Monk

Googly-eyed Wet-Dry vac wonders who, but decides that in the end it doesn't matter.

I dont even know.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a penis through the eye.

A brightly colored baby dinosaur comes out of an adventurer's eye socket

snakeeyes.

A snake with yellow eyes.

A snake slug hybrid

Happy green snake

A happy snake with books on it's neck.

Herp derp snake

A sleepy alien mumbles telepathically to you.

You don't understand an alien talking in it's sleep

Salad fingers has derobed and is caressing a latina's kitchen appliances

Salad Fingers Touching A Spoon

i like rusty spoons...

zombie scientist grew a pretty flower. aww.

Dr. Skeleton ponders whether beauty is an objective truth whilst he studies a nearby flower, unaware of the fact that his brain is showing.

A man attempts to touch a vase on display, while a sign behind him says "No Touching"

Man about to touch tattooed dog sitting on a warp pipe.

Potato in garden running away from gardener..."not today" he says

Shit ain't in the mood for your broken ass scissors today.

A man is angry that his jumbo sized scissors broke. The scissors have eyes.

Man disappointed by demon swords

He's disappointed

robot is ashamed of something - robots do not have feelings but

Robot doesn't have feelings

Heartless squared robot

Palette-bot.

Robot presents you with a limited palet

Robot asks you to rub his mechanical doody!

R2 D2 getting a boner and enjoying it!

r2d2 porn

Watering pale penis

Watering Daffodil

waterin' the plants

Hand holding hose-watering plants. Mmm, water dem plants.

flower watering itself

sunflower orgasms over water

a flower playing in water on a sunny day exclaiming "oh, oh, oooohh...!!!!"

Okay meme flower version

yellow flower

sunflower

A sun flower holding vomit.

Rainbow colored goop fell on a flowers petal

flower leaking rainbows

Dandelion warns us of the approach of a zombie hoard.

zombies are friends

zombie bff's forever!

zombie love

zombie lovers share a heart

zombies that prefer hearts instead of brainz

Is that pie