The earth can't stand to be so far away from his evil twin mars.
Chim Chim has experienced a change in political ideology as of late.
French Canadians are the worst Canadians, but they have some good weed.
Kobe def raped that girl, but he bought his wife a huge rock so that makes it okay. Also that pigeon got mad hops like Air Bud.
Will you be my Katie Couric?
A mouse on a hunger strike. Maybe it's poisoned? That's a smart goddamned mouse if so.
HEY ARNOLD! is looking up and has cute dimples
I... HAVE... THE POWER!!!!!!!
Cloud of FF7 fame laments the necessary bludgeoning of a kitty cat. Must be Kingdom Hearts Cloud, actually, FF7 Cloud wasn't an emo.
A young sneakthief cannot find Riften because the sperglord player is doing a no map no fast travel playthrough.
A turd bigger than the dog it is walking visits the grave of Robert McNamara
M M M MY SHARONA!