A curvaceous humanoid dolphin in a bikini on the beach. Some furry is whacking off to this as we speak.

Girl tells guy that his tiny hat is pretty tiny. He says "I know," but they both look sad because they both know they really mean his hand.

All he wanted to do was get naked and ride the bouncy horse at the playground while wearing a party hat. Damn kids showed up and ruined it.

Kid is understandably confused and upset after finding out his dad likes to fuck ducks

Yoshi eats a raspberry popsicle

a man dancing around a fire with a loaf of bread

Probably the worst thing I've seen on this site, which is saying a lot. So instead please draw a cute puppy.

a purple ghost with sunglasses, flying sideways

a man is terrified by billiard balls flying at his head

one toast threatens another toast with a terrible toast-based pun

a pathetic vampire made of urine

a cat drinks out of a super crazy bendy straw