Guy is shocked to find his orange cat is actually poisonous. Or a pirate. Or a poisonous pirate cat.

happy dude

a singing cracker wearing sunglasses

Household appliances getting married

a leafy plant going into someone's butthole

Girl with square head wearing sailor uniform and hello kitty bow tries to be kawaii, but can not achieve it

captain america apparently fought in the american civil war.

Daniel says "help" as he is dying on the ground. Won't you help him?

a grey strawberry with four giant white seeds

three guys in an apartment at night say "dude there is trouble here"

A curvaceous humanoid dolphin in a bikini on the beach. Some furry is whacking off to this as we speak.

Yoshi eats a raspberry popsicle