an anime whale and an anime shark profess their love, but we all know it's purely fanservice.

a morose israeli teapot reconsiders that down payment he made last month on his new menorah

a literal pea shooter

master chief certainly dislikes purple goombas, perhaps racist.

a man cannot decide, a single microscopic tomato? or a string of disgusting-looking green onion

SONO CHINA SADAME..... PEEEEEE PEEEEE

snarf snarf

it's the nutshack

the world grows dim. the last words you ever hear 'you activated my trap card'

an oval fish being chosen for first place over a disgruntled human

pacman? more like packing this shotgun into my bag to make columbine look like a fucking joke

a giant middle-aged man contemplates the state of his property