a literal pea shooter

master chief certainly dislikes purple goombas, perhaps racist.

a man cannot decide, a single microscopic tomato? or a string of disgusting-looking green onion

SONO CHINA SADAME..... PEEEEEE PEEEEE

snarf snarf

it's the nutshack

the world grows dim. the last words you ever hear 'you activated my trap card'

an oval fish being chosen for first place over a disgruntled human

pacman? more like packing this shotgun into my bag to make columbine look like a fucking joke

a giant middle-aged man contemplates the state of his property

kachowed

another meme patent rejected by the ministry of memes