Welcome to the gay bar. Martini? - Why no, I'm having COCKtail tonight!

rude pizza delivery guy

Lewdest Yan-Chan wants to meet Senpai Kune-Kun on the roof, after school. She wants him to ████ the ████ out of her and ███ all over her.

puppy which looks a bit like the little lion from lion king is crying and wonders where his mom is...

sh:t wants to be eaten

spongebob doodle (doodlebob)

DOLAN TRUMP

disapproving planets

tfw there's an alien parasite in your breakfast egg

So Islam decided to move to Mars and call it Shaw, whereas the remaining Earth would be called Steve. And Steve's like, "Yo, Shaw, waddup?"

Happy Irish bro guy. Green his hands, red his bow tie. His forehead smiling in bliss. Brown his hat, heel-clap-jump, fucking Yis!

BEHOLD, as Aliens have stolen Michael Jackson's sunglasses