DOLAN TRUMP

disapproving planets

tfw there's an alien parasite in your breakfast egg

Welcome to the gay bar. Martini? - Why no, I'm having COCKtail tonight!

So Islam decided to move to Mars and call it Shaw, whereas the remaining Earth would be called Steve. And Steve's like, "Yo, Shaw, waddup?"

Happy Irish bro guy. Green his hands, red his bow tie. His forehead smiling in bliss. Brown his hat, heel-clap-jump, fucking Yis!

BEHOLD, as Aliens have stolen Michael Jackson's sunglasses

Lewdest Yan-Chan wants to meet Senpai Kune-Kun on the roof, after school. She wants him to ████ the ████ out of her and ███ all over her.

sneks are dumb lol

.. to save the world

Baby pukes on fox, but love is greater than puke.

abstract depiction of when I drop my mixtape