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THE KING IS EATING A SPOONFUL OF DOODLES. YOU'LL SUPPLY THEM. YOU ARE A PEASANT. GO TO YOUR FARM. YOUR FARM IS BY THE RIVER THEMES. HA HA.

IT'S CELL, FROM DARGONBALLS. HE LOOKS PLEASED. HE MAY HAVE FOUND OUT THAT HE IS NOT ADOPTED. HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD..

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CAPTAIN HADDOCK FROM TINTIN, RIDING MILOU AS IF HE WERE A DONKEY. MILOU IS MEWING FOR AN UNKNOWN REASON. TINTIN IS CRYING IN A CORNER.

BLUE MAN, HE KILLED MAYBE YOUR LOVE LIFE!

JOHN TRAVOLTA WEARING AN ELVIS WIG, DANCING AS ALWAYS, ON THE DISCO FLOOR. THETANS ARE FLOATING AROUND, PROCLAIMING SCIENTOLOGY IS BULLSHIT.

THE END OF TIMES HAS COME. FATHER TIME IS DIGGING HIS OWN GRAVE, ALL WHILE THE SKY IS BURNING IN PINK AND BLUE COLOURS.

I AM COLOUR BLIND YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK. IT'S AN PINEAPPLE SHOOTING AT A BLUE DOT. THE PINEAPPLE IS A RETARD.

A MISSILE, MADE BY AMERICAN ANTI AMERICANS, LANDS ON A BUNCH OF GREEN BOXES. THE BOXES ARE FULL OF PILLS. THE PILLS ARE MADE BY KOREANS.

A MANTIS WITH PURPLE EYES. THE MANTIS LOOKS PLEASED. IT ATE FIVE FLIES FOR FUN FOR FREDDY FUNREY FORCED FED FBI FORMAL FOOTBALLS FROM FRANCE

THE CROSSROADS. A CAR IS COMING OFF SCREEN FROM THE TOP LEFT CORNER, AND A WOMAN IS EATING A SANDWICH IN THE MIDDLE. IT'S A PICKLE SANDWICH

THE WORLD IS AT AN END. ONE MAN SURVIVED. HE LIVES IN CALIFORNIA. HE LOVES ORANGES, EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE HORRIBLY MUTATED AND TASTE LEMON.

MR R IS LOOKING FOR HIS GREEN AND PURPLE CYANIDE CAPSULE! HE IS STALIN IN DISGUISE! COMMIE!

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