That funny thing from Rick and Morty where the guy has ants in his eyes.

Trogdor is burninating his laptop.

by your powers combined i am... BANANAGRAPE

blender wipes chocolate sweat from his brow with a red sponge.

Something MESSED up.

A child developing the skill of assigning blame.

somebody died while trying to eat the alphabet.

fuck you, levitating christmas trees.

the moon belongs to 'murica bitches.

your platitudes mean nothing. NOTHING!!!

UFO believer shocked at anomalous bacteria samples in the sky.

a potato and a carrot stole santa's whiskey.