an obese elf.

electrons in an atom changing energy levels and thus emitting photons.

blender wipes chocolate sweat from his brow with a red sponge.

AAAH REAL EARWAX!

Something MESSED up.

A griffin caught in a mousetrap.

Afro headed man in the sky named "Floky" needs a tissue.

Wizard battle.

A child developing the skill of assigning blame.

Trogdor is burninating his laptop.

somebody died while trying to eat the alphabet.

an orange batman is bad at singing.