THUNDEROUS FARTS.

Every fucking highschooler.

Something creepy. Something monstrous. Something with a mustache.

Imma Rainbow Dash allll over 'dat Twilight Sparkle baby.

Rorschach's Journal: January 12 Today some kids were on the street talking about some "Justice Beaver" character. Potential recuit.

Snake saddened by womans period.

Bruce Banger.

Prison.

Red ass, infected with some sort of blue and purple STD.

Moon peaces the fuck out.

Honey, I blew up the kid.

Apparently, this sick mofo. THIS SICK MOFO. Is sayin' yo' momma works at hooters, and she wants to celebrate Mother's day with you.