Rorschach's Journal: January 12 Today some kids were on the street talking about some "Justice Beaver" character. Potential recuit.

Snake saddened by womans period.

Every fucking highschooler.

Bruce Banger.

Prison.

Red ass, infected with some sort of blue and purple STD.

Moon peaces the fuck out.

Honey, I blew up the kid.

Something creepy. Something monstrous. Something with a mustache.

Apparently, this sick mofo. THIS SICK MOFO. Is sayin' yo' momma works at hooters, and she wants to celebrate Mother's day with you.

Team Fortress 2!

The epitome of my dreams, placed upon the internet.