A man locked in an asylum cell is called out on his rudeness by the cell itself. He denies the accusations.

Some dude's fleshlight is jealous of the fucking he just gave the blowup doll.

Jake, aspiring urologist, cannot even study his own urine in the privacy of his home. A tragedy.

New programming languages, P++ and H++ (probably stands for car++ and HIVpositivepositive because computers are gay, fuck you.)

Dude's about to fuck a cactus. Fucking prick.

Jim grew in a nice, upper-class freezer, nobody would had suspected that he EATS ICE CREAM.

an african american space farmer sabotaging a rival farm's domesticated space t-rexes

woman fellating a man's stare

For generations, this land's heroes have added their own defecation to this pile of shit. It's known as HERO'S DOODY.

A shit turd its feelings to you. it says "will you love me even if i am your defecation?" A heart-warming tale.

An Elvis Presley lookalike with down syndrome marries a couple behind of a Vegas casino.

man with the ability to control the size of his pupils appreciates that you care about the integrity of his sanity