A carrot with an angle of approximately 30 degrees. It is standing on its tip and has exactly three pointy leaves. It leans left slightly.

There's nothing wrong with a tangerine loving another tangerine. #Samefruitmarriage #BornThisWay

The boy opened his lime in excitement, but was disappointed to find that inside of the delicious fruit was only the blood of virgins.

A man with a perfectly circular head and squiggly mouth. His left limbs are longer than his right, and his legs aren't centered on his hips.

A radical feminist protests the patriarchy by menstruating on the sidewalk. A local rapist detects the scent of a period and comes running.

The princess got so high on bath salts that she ripped her own arms off, got naked, and started peeing directly on the face of a goldfish.

Bored of the same old cocaine, Harold decides to try snorting pure radiation.

[WARNING] This flower regularly discharges electricity (?)

Napoleon gets insecure about his height while standing next to a tall dude.

A rose with petals carved out of sapphire.

Concentric (kənˈsentrik) adjective: of or denoting circles, arcs, or other shapes that share the same center.

A man is hungry, so he decides to cook and eat one of his wife's legs.