Large and bald man with tiny eyes is furious to find someone has stolen his shirt. Luckily, he still has his green skirt and his dignity

And lo, the Lord has given thee blessed "XP". Hark! Let us rejoice the wonder gift we have been bestowed.

A vague and ambiguous pickle

Blue man questions his choice of peculiar shoes

Killer considers whether or not to finish off his victim. Victim tries to persuade him not to.

A suave doughnut is confused by certain aspects of photography.

Single mother of 2 puts her dignity aside as she realizes with her subpar education level, there is only one way to pay the bills(stripping)

Messy haired punk wearing a jacket addresses you with a southern drawl. Except he has no eyes...

A single blue eye gazes back at you, longingly.

He's gonna do it.

I think it's supposed to be Bowser? Maybe a bipedal turtle with a blue spiked shell and an orange mohawk

Halloween themed hair dryer