He's gonna do it.

I think it's supposed to be Bowser? Maybe a bipedal turtle with a blue spiked shell and an orange mohawk

Halloween themed hair dryer

Killer considers whether or not to finish off his victim. Victim tries to persuade him not to.

Man with a bland sense of style mumbles his introduction

An acid trip gone wrong

Indiana Jones 'n stuff

Stan, the brontosaurus, feels remorse as he heads to his execution

Man has seizure as a large cloud looms overhead

A floating blue pikachu head

Man having a stroke apologizes for dropping a deuce on your front lawn.

Cowboy Mario is very pleased to find out he received an A on his calculus final. Good job, Cowboy Mario. You earned it.