An army of black ants eating black licorice at night.

Vegemite toast. I have no idea how i figured this out.

A father scolds his son for being different. "No son of mine is going to have a pet tree!" Sounds like every American Dad episode ever.

Intergalactic sloth's tongue o' nine tails cannot find enough leaves to eat in the sideways rain of outer space.

It's like one of those MC Escher drawings. I don't know which way to look at it and therefore cannot provide an accurate description.

A euphemism for anal intercourse written in such a way that each letter uses a different colour.

A Bro'd out traffic signal. Green wants to know if red is mad. Red responds in the negative. Yellow is aloof, like Kiefer Sutherland.

Professor Layton visits Mississippi and finds the puzzles there to be thoroughly unrewarding.

A Moslem gentleman is being crucified. he seems to be of African descent and as he hangs, he anticipates his reward for martyrdom.

Chicken holds up a dairy store. He's going to be charged with armed robbery, assault and buttery.

Man sleeps with a magnet. How does that work?

Crazy animal with a blue tongue. Am I really too old to recognise these characters anymore? off to shoot myself.