carrot looks on in horror of atomic broccoli

A parrot sits on a branch, looking at a tree in the distance.

A bird stares wistfully out at a tree, dreaming of a love that can never be.

A heart broken woodpecker is in a cage. He is heart broken as he can see a lovely tree, but because of the cage, he cannot get to it :c

bird cage

An empty bird cage

A bird has clearly escaped

upside down unhappy face

Frog upside down face

Frog with an upside down face

Upside down face frog

A sad frog decided to literally turn that frown upside down by standing on it's head.

A frog who has head upside down

Large frog with upside-down head

Frog with an upside-down head

Um...Rory the Monkey

a monkey is very happy to have a banana

mouse is happy he has a banana

A mouse sniffs a banana

mouse likes banana-cheese

mouse is confused by banana/cheese

The cheese with legs greets the mouse, who is not happy at this arrangement.

"Do you like me?" says the cheese.

sad tacco

a very sad taco

unhappy taco

pissed off hot dog

IN CASE OF BLACK OVAL: Attach the firehose nozzle to a pizza pie.

Two men helping a black hole steal a piece of pizza. Or a black whole licking everything.

A muscular man is handing pizza into a small black hole in front of a brown-haired emo child.

A girl raises her arms and declares that science is just downright hilarious.

A face getting peed on

Ew das gross

poop in a cup

poopcorn

Popcorn chicken

Fluffy chicken obviously prefers butter to salt.

Fat chicken thinking about eating butter

A chicken who desperately wants butter.

Chicken holds up a dairy store. He's going to be charged with armed robbery, assault and buttery.

whos margerine?

Et fingering a woman

E.T. manually stimulating a woman's clitoris. she encourages him by saying "that feels great!" because it does

alien slenderman

scared little man runs away from green bug-eyed alien. unclear if alien wants to hurt him, wants to befriend him or just wants to dance...

green fworg attack man

Geico Gecko attacking customer

man running away from geico gecko

batman smokes weed erry day

LSD BAHMAN

I'm trippin' balls

TRIPPIN ON BALLS

my foot has exploded on top of this oil spill!

God caused the BP oil spill by stepping on an oil tanker until it exploded.

god fucks the world

God making love to mother nature.

Black on White

guy with penis