A manly princess is confused as to why the sky is seeping into the ground.

A surreal expression of the lost youth of the hippie generation, describing how their music was lost to dead souls.

A small Japanese schoolgirl with pigtails draws Dickbutt on her test, causing her to fail.

Jesus is informed that foxes can not talk as a man is attacked by an arm protruding from the shadows.

A buck-toothed, bald-headed man squints at what appears to be either a giant hot-pocket or a pillow with crap smeared over it.

The red blob man has consumed a member of "The Blue Man Group" and has caused quite an upset between members of the band.

C'mon man! You've got to at least try! Even if you're a terrible artist! You've just gotta believe in yo self.

Doodle or Die

That stupid hipster show about the british time traveler that none of my friends will shut the hell up about.

A cat is forcefully shoved into a printer but seems unusually happy about it.

A stupid horned turtle with a white shell and blue limbs swims through a crap ocean as he is on fire.

Teletubby satan has just been released to the public and proves to be popular with "children" everywhere.

A cat, a fish, and an evil bear all join together for this HEE-LARIOUS new sitcom on Fox. Its being written by Seth Macfarlane, so its bad.

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