A small Japanese schoolgirl with pigtails draws Dickbutt on her test, causing her to fail.

Doodle or Die

Some princess dressed in purple with long blonde hair is an alcoholic with a pet tentacle.

A magician shoving a brick into a hat as a kid whose head looks like the Eastern Island heads looks on in wonder.

A happy, blue-eyed ginger ninja shines as a smiley floats next to him.

A crazy grey bomb proclaims that it wants to be a real boy as its fuse is almost finished.

A dastardly pear brutally stabs an orange in the back. With his job done, he heads to claim his prize.

New Chain

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock.

A truly amazing bird covered in mustard walks on thin air.

A gameboy with more buttons than usual can suddenly speak fluid Japanese.

The artist apparently can't speak a language known as, "Jap-onion".

A man with wings instead of arms has a hula-hoop around his neck, fleas all over him, and two broken legs.

Jesus is informed that foxes can not talk as a man is attacked by an arm protruding from the shadows.

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