The hungry turtle was so close to the cookies before he was caught

She got pretty upset about all the kitchen statements. She lit up a Cigar and took the biggest knife she could find. Run man, run fo yo life

so these guys are punks right? ANd the chick is all like "man I wanna film you being a punk dude" and the dude just wants a kiss.

Yeti! At the Disco

Navi just lost link and is crying about how horrible the year 96 was for her.

An anchor dropping on a flag and a bag...

Can somebody get this kid, "chicken nugs", a happy meal?

All snow is white

The leaf is saying to the grapes that they can't all be his.

Spider man being hit by bus number 71

uhh. 3 white people and three black people. Yep

A lady with a monocle and a smiley face keychain is somehow getting pleasured. Probably doing it herself. It says "mm yes" so meh