i like trains.

my valentine train

Valentines day will destroy you

pretty fucking shitty valentine

shit on my heart

A human heart (real looking, not a valentine's day heat) with bulging blue veins and a pile of poo hovering above it.

Spiderman was hit by a bus and splattered all over the road.

Spider man being hit by bus number 71

spiderman yelling no! as he misses the school bus

Spiderman tries to catch the bus.

SPIDERMAN VS. HIS OLD NEMESIS A BUS

Spider man v.s. school bus the movie. Tickeets are $200 dollars. People scoff and run away.

a brown haired blue eyed guy saying lol nope

Random kid with blue square eyes and spiky brunette hair says 'LOL NOPE'

Long blond haired blue frog is sad.

Small Boy Dressed Scantily Is In The Corner, Quite Sad And Contemplating His Prior Actions

A shirtless black guy cries and asks "WHY DID I DO THAT?!"

A sun wearing sunglasses while a person shouts WHY?

a man is going to get raped by Battlefield 3 flashlights

A flashlight vampire slayer vanquishing a vampire using its deadly rays.

some guy shooting lasers out of his eyes into another person's head where their ear should be (it's not), turning them into a vampire

nerd laserbeams while pointing at that vampire (possible schoolyard)

Nerd uses his superattack on vampire. It is super effective. Vampire faints

Twilight in Pokemon form