And the burning bush said, "Graraldflnds;nadsflkakn;klasjgfklkkn!!!!"

A dead, turd (with arms and legs) floats along an ethereal string...words float above him

My disparagingly soulful (yet rotund) belly sings the blues while I mourn the awful haircut I got today

the shoeless, headless, apple rapist wore himself out...

A man jumps into the moon out of fear of the sun