draw a man. he gets married to himself. (plus: a bathtub)

green pumpkin thing screaming at some water. Niggah

Green angry pumpkin

A green pumpkin is angry at people calling him an apple, thus he screams.

Angry apple?

Angry apple wants to kill annoying orange!

An apple, thinkin´bout his revenge against an orange

The Apple schemes to give the Orange Tree poison candy.

a bad strawberry sells porn to an orange tree

Gay dudes screw in a watermelon patch, causing a huge mess

Watermelons getting a massage.

elongated cheese man tries to roll a watermelon to his natural habitat

Laser cheese at gamestop fondles a green football

Cheese in Space, leaving a red trail behind

Flying pizzapiece in the universe

this guy is a virgin

i have no idea just a grey guy with purpule text

I dunno! Ask Mom.

I don't know

A large question mark flanked on either side by two smaller question marks.

Who's that Pokemon? IT'S OMANYTE!

A wild Omanyte appears!

Who's that Pokemon? It's Omanyte

Lots of opposition to a positive proposal.

Sarah Jessica Parker does not get sex

Yet another example of male privilege, as a woman looks on sadly.

Condoms increase the likelihood of pregnancy and tears.

planned parenthood

Sexsey

an obese man with orange skin

My disparagingly soulful (yet rotund) belly sings the blues while I mourn the awful haircut I got today

UNDERWATER FIRE

2 crabs starting fires under the sea.

crab in the ocean, swimming it's own shit juices

mudcrab